As for his "lazy keester" he is in his blind almost every morning, evening, and half the time in between. He shot his buck this year at 2 after getting to his stand at 5:15am and planning on staying till 6.

Interestingly enough, I think it was luck that "Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater" came out, since if not for having company (us) he would have been in the stand, his wife was out there, he was going to go, but he didn't want to be rude to us since we had just arrived there.

So, I don't think it has anything to do with a lazy keester...