LOL those are great! I might have one that beats them all, LOL

I doesn't deal with a bow, but with a weapon.

I was shooting my friends, dads muzzleloader, it was an older one! Double trigger. WEll, to make a long story short, they don't fire as quick as the new ones i'm used too.

I pulled trigger....nothing happened! All of sudden BAM.....

I shot his corn picker off in the distance, LMAO

He goes i think you just shot my corn picker!!

I did, put a 2 rip in it and out, lol