THey often donate their time to charitable causes

THey could be used to get rid of your mother-in-law

They dont yell at you for not putting the toilet paper back on the roll thingy

they have never killed a unicorn

like another thing men have they start out straight but tend to bend to the left or right over time!!!

Alhtough they havent yet the may give me the winning lotto numbers someday.

they dont really smell

they have been known to kill deer from time to time

you dont have to mow them weekly

they dont run out of gas

they dont need gas

they can be pink (tough guys wear pink)