Rally Call, Guys!!

This poor soul needs help! We have to put a serious dent in that population before they ravage the countryside like lucust!

Don't worry, thisfatguy, the troops are on the way!! Just tell us where to turn!


Man, I hope you know how lucky you are!! The rest of us just dream of getting into turkeys that thick! Hope you enjoy your spring...

But if you need help thining them out, just give me a yell!