You're right about the size of the Key Deer. But not the location. They, (Key Deer), are trapped in the Florida Keys by the ocean. The deer around here are larger, up to and over 100lbs. The Everglades does not provide the food source required to grow larger. Even at that, they are still smaller than the ones that used to walk through our yard back in Colorado when I was growning up.

Liked the joke though.