Perfect shot" as you watch the arrow or bullet obviously hit back of where they wanted
that is probably at the top of the list.
How about the guys that still whisper after they just cracked off a shot with their 300 RUM at one of those 15 monster bucks. I never got that one.
I have caught myself doing that one. It's hard to shift from quiet mode back to normal mode.
"I can't shoot for sh#t at targets, but I never miss on game."
That's pretty much me with a shotgun, except I don't say I never miss. I can't shoot skeet to save my life but I have hit 26 doves in a row before missing. Also, a few years back I went 54 for 63 on doves in a 4 day period but again I would be lucky to hit 18 of 25 skeet. [:@]
After the shot and the hunter is tracking the deer--he says to the camera,'this is now about 50~60 yards from my stand, he's gotta be somewhere close, look here's blood, more blood--THERE he is' and by then the camera-man is ALREADY standing over the deer and the deer has already been prepared for 'us' the viewers--blood removed, the tongue placed back into the mouth---how stupid THEY think we are!!!
I hate that too. Don't insult my intelligence, just show it to me like it happened. That's why I like Primos and Realtree Roadtrips.