"You have to align the vanes with the broadheads."

"Single cam bows never need tuning."

"You need a 70# bow to kill an elk, unless it's your wife/daughter/girlfriend, then 45# is OK." (Like the elk would care!)

"I can't shoot for sh#t at targets, but I never miss on game."

I've heard plenty more, but that's all I can remember at the moment.