Funny to me anyway.
I have never had a cell phone but my wife wanted me to start carrying one when I go hunting in case something happens to me. Well she set it all up for me, the ring tone and the vibration and such, and showed me how to set it on silent while I hunt. Well I set it all up, put it in my possibles bag and went to my stand and forgot about it. About 9:00 I was into "the hunt". It was real quite an I heard this, buzz buzz buzz, I thought wtf? Then I heard it again, close...real close, a chill ran up my back. wtf is that, its not a grunt. Then it buzzed again and I was looking right at it, in my bag. Yup, it was the wife....."what are you doing" she ask. [:@][:@]
Well I guess you would had to have been there[&:]