He comes on my property while my kids are out you won't have to come looking for me cause after the dog, I'll be coming after you.
Count on it
if your 4 year old child wanders onto my property, BAAAAAADDDD news pal. one thing i DO NOT tolerate is some idiots kid wandering onto the neighbors property. especially whne the kid is young and adventurous. christ, by the time he is 7 he might be looking for a place to build a tree house and there no way i would let some idiots 7 year old cute little kid ruin my property because he wants to build a tree fort and play army man. thats just asking to get killed. no wait, tortured and then killed. then ill kick the crap out of the parents for being stupid. ive never heard more idiotic mumbo jumbo in my life. god knows that a labrador retriever or a beagle with a collar on it is just a death machine wrapped in dog fur waiting to pounce on a ususpecting 4 year old child carrying a bucket full of dog treats. dumbass!!