My story:

Two years ago my dad and I were clearing some overgrown spots near one of our treestands. As he mowed with the tractor mounted bush hog, I suddenly saw an insect fly just in front of my face and felt two sharp pains on my ear and shoulder. After smacking away those hornets, I realized I was being swarmed by the little devils emerging from a previously concealed hole in the ground. That day, I found out I can run pretty darned fast when necessary.