Thanks to everyone that posted on-topic. I ended-up sticking with synthetics and getting Slip 2000EWL Oil and Tetra Gun Grease.
Taurus Millenium PT111 G2 (9mm)
(pending) Ruger LCP .380 (out of stock at all the big box stores)
Last edited by GoexBlackhorn; 01-22-2016 at 06:09 PM.