Thats hilarious, DeerThug, truly hilarious. I was always told that bears did something else in the woods, but I guess they read phonebooks, or maybe they wipe with them?

Blain, we all have pictures with Dan Severn, mine happen to be with him at a local strip club after a "fight". Actually the fight was the worst one of the night as it was pure paycheck only fight, he was fighting his buddy Pat Milichek. I'm glad the other fights were good because it was really weak, neither was really serious in the octagon.

Anyway, I digress... I'm sure you're an incredible hand to hand fighter especially if they just tightened your braces. Nothing meaner than a teenager with sore teeth. I knew you couldn't pass up the UFC bit, easy pickins, my son, easy pickins.

Hey what about the halibut, salmon and bear Uncle Thad? I could trade if for geese, ducks, sturgeon, and hogs (I'll even throw in a coyote). All with buck**** if you like, beeehaha.

What is the size difference between the big griz and the polars? How much different is the brisket and skull structures?