I don't know how much of a "horror story" this is, but it was different for sure! I was on my way in to hunt some State Land and while walking a narrow, out of the way woodland trail, I see something that just doesn't look right. It's a color that doesn't belong in the woods, a flesh color. Then, as I get a bit closer, I can hear a woman oohing and aahing. Here, there's this dude banging his girlfriend off the side of the trail!!

I had to go past them to get to my stand. So, I say (in a loud voice) "excuse me, but I need to get past you folks". Dude, who was surprised to say the least, says "give us a minute". They proceed to get dressed and quickly move on their way. Oh, the price you pay to hunt public land!