You guys and your wives... I mean


"Marriage is like a deck of cards... In the beginning all it takes is two hearts and a diamond. But after you've been together for many years, what your really hoping for is a big club and a spade."

When I was married I talked in all sincerity to my dear wife about hunting alone. And I asked her.. should I ever get lost, what should I do? She then said.. yell for help. So I asked her, what if no one hears me? She smiled and said.. yell louder. And so I was concerned she was not taking me serious. So I said ... and if still no one hears me? She said .. eventually you'll strain your vocal cords and not be able to make all that racket.


All seriousness now.. I read an article about them phone systems and they said they work, and they save lives. It can be the difference between coming out of the woods alive, or being found many weeks later.