I think why the hell did I pick this stand today

I bet there is a slob under the other stand

This wind is all freaking wrong

Crap - busted by another doe

Where the hell is he

I knew this stand would suck

Damn its cold

my back hurts- this seat blows

How far away is that tree

Wow 35 yds - thought it was 20 yds

DEER< DEER <DEER......Nope just a squirrel

man I hate squirrels

I can' t believe I forgot my sandwich

Man I am hungry

What time is it

I got to pee

What, its switching from North to south now

The weatherman sucks

Lets count trees.1,2,3......

DEER<DEER<DEER..........

Same squirrel, stupid

Does this camo make me look fat

Gonna be a long season if this keeps up

Is that deer poo under my stand - thats a good sign

Where the heck are the deer - not here

What was I thinking when I picked this tree.

I am tired

My back hurts again

there isn' t a buck for 100 miles I think

Nocturnal...can you say nocturnal

where is my watch - how long have I been sitting here??

5 mins - only five minutes[]

I need help