I know its an old joke but it still makes me laugh
An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on
acorns.
8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along. 4
pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!' Button
buck says, 'My two are alright, better than nothing I guess.'
Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the field.
The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The
big buck made a huge scrape and peed in it, rubbed a phone pole and snapped it
off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.
8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10
anyways? 4 pointer says, 'You know.. come to think of it, I could only really
use one or two of mine!' The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look
over to him in confusion.
Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears
up some grass... pees all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on
a tree and chews a branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies.
His friends immediately jump him, 'What the heck are you doing!?'
'I'm just makin' sure that big sumb**ch knows I'm a buck!'
Last edited by stabnslab_WI; 12-14-2010 at 05:25 AM.