I had this deer hunters joke texted to me.
12-13-2010, 12:05 PM
#1
Typical Buck
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: MO
Posts: 643
I had this deer hunters joke texted to me.
A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand along Highway 16 near Vanderhoof, BC early one cold December morning. Suddenly, a huge buck walked out over the corn they had spread in the low shrubs. The buck was magnificent..A once in a lifetime animal. His rack was huge. The hunter's hand shook as his mind was already counting the Boone and Crockett score. Moving quickly, the hunter carefully aimed the Leupold scope on his .300 Win Mag at the unsuspecting buck. As he was about to squeeze the trigger on this deer of a lifetime, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing slowly down Highway 16.
The hunter pulled away from the gun stock, set the rifle down, took off his hat, bowed his head and then closed his eyes in prayer. His friend was stunned.
"Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen you do. You actually let that trophy deer go to pay respects to a passing funeral procession. You are indeed the kindest man I have ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend."
The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 37 years."
The hunter pulled away from the gun stock, set the rifle down, took off his hat, bowed his head and then closed his eyes in prayer. His friend was stunned.
"Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen you do. You actually let that trophy deer go to pay respects to a passing funeral procession. You are indeed the kindest man I have ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend."
The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 37 years."
12-14-2010, 05:22 AM
#8
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 1,084
I know its an old joke but it still makes me laugh
An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on
acorns.
8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along. 4
pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!' Button
buck says, 'My two are alright, better than nothing I guess.'
Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the field.
The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The
big buck made a huge scrape and peed in it, rubbed a phone pole and snapped it
off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.
8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10
anyways? 4 pointer says, 'You know.. come to think of it, I could only really
use one or two of mine!' The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look
over to him in confusion.
Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears
up some grass... pees all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on
a tree and chews a branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies.
His friends immediately jump him, 'What the heck are you doing!?'
'I'm just makin' sure that big sumb**ch knows I'm a buck!'
An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on
acorns.
8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along. 4
pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!' Button
buck says, 'My two are alright, better than nothing I guess.'
Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the field.
The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The
big buck made a huge scrape and peed in it, rubbed a phone pole and snapped it
off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.
8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10
anyways? 4 pointer says, 'You know.. come to think of it, I could only really
use one or two of mine!' The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look
over to him in confusion.
Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears
up some grass... pees all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on
a tree and chews a branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies.
His friends immediately jump him, 'What the heck are you doing!?'
'I'm just makin' sure that big sumb**ch knows I'm a buck!'
Last edited by stabnslab_WI; 12-14-2010 at 05:25 AM.
12-14-2010, 05:10 PM
#9
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 1,834
Originally Posted by stabnslab_WI
I know its an old joke but it still makes me laugh
An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on
acorns.
8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along. 4
pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!' Button
buck says, 'My two are alright, better than nothing I guess.'
Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the field.
The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The
big buck made a huge scrape and peed in it, rubbed a phone pole and snapped it
off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.
8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10
anyways? 4 pointer says, 'You know.. come to think of it, I could only really
use one or two of mine!' The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look
over to him in confusion.
Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears
up some grass... pees all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on
a tree and chews a branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies.
His friends immediately jump him, 'What the heck are you doing!?'
'I'm just makin' sure that big sumb**ch knows I'm a buck!'
An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on
acorns.
8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along. 4
pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!' Button
buck says, 'My two are alright, better than nothing I guess.'
Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the field.
The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The
big buck made a huge scrape and peed in it, rubbed a phone pole and snapped it
off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.
8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10
anyways? 4 pointer says, 'You know.. come to think of it, I could only really
use one or two of mine!' The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look
over to him in confusion.
Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears
up some grass... pees all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on
a tree and chews a branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies.
His friends immediately jump him, 'What the heck are you doing!?'
'I'm just makin' sure that big sumb**ch knows I'm a buck!'
12-15-2010, 07:48 AM
#10
Spike
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Enterprise, AL
Posts: 76
Originally Posted by stabnslab_WI
I know its an old joke but it still makes me laugh
An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on
acorns.
8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along. 4
pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!' Button
buck says, 'My two are alright, better than nothing I guess.'
Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the field.
The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The
big buck made a huge scrape and peed in it, rubbed a phone pole and snapped it
off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.
8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10
anyways? 4 pointer says, 'You know.. come to think of it, I could only really
use one or two of mine!' The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look
over to him in confusion.
Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears
up some grass... pees all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on
a tree and chews a branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies.
His friends immediately jump him, 'What the heck are you doing!?'
'I'm just makin' sure that big sumb**ch knows I'm a buck!'
An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on
acorns.
8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along. 4
pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!' Button
buck says, 'My two are alright, better than nothing I guess.'
Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the field.
The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The
big buck made a huge scrape and peed in it, rubbed a phone pole and snapped it
off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.
8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10
anyways? 4 pointer says, 'You know.. come to think of it, I could only really
use one or two of mine!' The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look
over to him in confusion.
Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears
up some grass... pees all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on
a tree and chews a branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies.
His friends immediately jump him, 'What the heck are you doing!?'
'I'm just makin' sure that big sumb**ch knows I'm a buck!'
