lol this is hilarious, not only did this happen to me last year but my girlfriend and buddy were both walking into the woods with me and we had made it about 20 yards from my truck and looked up on the hill to where we were going before daylight and saw "somebody" staring at us on my grandfather's property.
I shined my light at the person but they never responded so I told my friend and girlfriend to hang back while I went and seen who it was. I made it about 30 yards before I realized the "person" was a cedar tree lol.