I took wildlife management courses in college for my Zoology degree, and we had a conservation officer speaking at one of our lectures. The craziest story he told was of two fellas on some public land in Missouri during
rifle season. They possibly had the worst great idea in history. The two intellectually deficient hunters fashioned a blind using a doe decoy with brush behind it, and they were to shoot through a hole cut through the gut of the decoy. What could go wrong with a setup like that?
Nothing like hiding in a deer during a rifle season...
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