Well I agree and I've been hunting over 30 years and but it still amazes me that when you think you have seen everything... well as far as turkeys are concerned I've seen screaming hens, a hen that acted like a kildeer bird with a broke wing tactic to lure me away from the her nest, and even a morphadite bird my brother shot in Texas county Missouri 20 years ago. It weighed 10 pounds, had nubs for spurs, small blood red waddles on its neck, buff tipped hen feathers and an 11" beard !!! I've never seen a gobbling hen but I'm sure there are goofy hens out there that are a little confused... this may explain the following !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0BSNwaiTe0