I was watching a show last night called " What were you thinking" which featured a bowhunter and his wife. This guy had the bright idea of enticing a bull elk to attack him while his wife videotaped it. Apparantly he was going to shoot it with his bow as it charged him. The man dosed himself head to toe with ELK urine and walked with bow in hand to the edge a meadow near some thick woods. As his wife video taped him he started his ELK call. A few minutes later a big racked buck (looked like a blacktail), came charging out of the woods. Before this guy knew what happened the buck was on his hind legs beating the crap out of this fellow with his front feet. He was able to get to his feet momentarily and tried to fend the deer off with his bow but the buck knocked the bow out of his hands and started pummeling him again. His wife then decided she should go try and help her husband so she dropped the camera and started towards him. Heres what gets me.
The man yells at her to go back and get the camera and keep filming!!?[

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The buck finally gets tired of wacking this idiot with his front feet and then trys to
gore him. The man grabs the antlers as the deer continues to beat him.
Finally able to get to his feet, the bloody and battered man bolts to a nearby tree and makes it up it. The buck walks over to the tree, lifts its tail, and in a last act
of defiance belches out a rasberry sound just before it heads back into the woods.
I was laughing so hard i spilled my popcorn
