Proceed in the following manner if you witness trespassers on your land.

1. Insert fully loaded clip.
2. Point firearm at offending vehicle.
3. Commence firing until vehicle stops.
4. Go find a nice heavy piece of digging equipment.
5. Dig deep hole in secluded corner of property.
6. Push offending bullet riddled vehicle into said hole.
7. Refill hole.
8. Return heavy equipment.
9. Reload clip and return to hunting.
10. Problem solved!!!

Now how easy is that?


For the record yes I am kidding..