I hunt because I suck at golf and tennis. I was born a gun nut and found a perfectly practical thing to do with the guns I acquired.
Do I need more reasons ?

cause its beats hangin out in front of the drug store keepin people from hangin out there.

cause I have these cool camo clothes that don't go well in some of the higher end places I eat, I wear them hunting to get the most usage out of them.

cause part of my working day I spend chatting on hunting forums. If I didn't hunt I be lost and not understand a dang thing said.

cause my wife currently has a shortage of things to bitch about, hunting gives her a whole new sets of options.

cause it puts me in a place where step children cannot find me in order to beg for money.

cause I have about 30,000 acres of private land available to me, if I didn't hunt it would be such a waste and some other poor guy would be hunting there.

cause its nobodys dang business but mine. I don't ask why others ski, hike, scratch their butts in public, pick their nose or other things I don't do.