Since we seem to be going back in time.........

2000 BC:

Birdrock: You gettum deer this spear season?

Cornrock: Nope. Had to let three buck go in stone axe season too. Not legal

Birdrock: That dang fool Onk Alt really messed up deer herd. Him do OK on T-REX but him no deer expert. Too many Sabre tooth. Now crossclub guys get all the does that are left.

Cornrock: bet we're down to under one gazillion deer by now

Dugg: Me get 6 this year

Birdrock: You hunt where easy. Nobody take spear to your woods anymore

BTRockthrower: Me get 5

Birdrock: You buy um deer. cost you plenty rocks!

Rockpowder: Me get plenty, buddy stoned one while it fought another buck

Birdrock: You just get lucky

Bedrock Jim: me help little caveman get first buck. Great season!

Birdrock: Me fill tag this year. You only help kid get one Nya nya nya

Dugg: This trillium good! Goes good with backstraps, want some?

BTRockthrower: I'll take some more bacKstrap

Dugg: Gimme some of both

Cornrock: Just a hobblebush protein shake for me

Rockpowder: any more crow?

Bedrock Jim: Nope! Birdrock ate it all again dangit!