Originally Posted by rogerstv

o.k. I'll bite.

A pirate walks in a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.

The bartender says "Hey, do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"

The pirate looks at him and says "Arrrr, yeah and it's driving me nuts!". Get it?

The joke is best told on national talk like a pirate day!