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Old 06-19-2009 | 07:58 PM
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This is why I've carried a blow gun with poison tip darts since the fall of '96. I already have my plan in place.When I make my first encounter with Bigfoot, I will launch an extremely intoxicating poison tipped dart in his brown hairy a$$ and after he wobbles around for about 30 seconds I will then make my move. While he is on the ground sucking his oposeable thumb I will tie him to a tree and feed him Jacks Links until the producers of Monster Quest arrive at my location. This is all drawn out on my dry erase board in my room.

To answer your question.... if he comes at me he is eating lead. If he happens to walk by he gets a pass because I will always be thinking it is Caleb in a gorrila suit.
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