I've burned stumps out, andalso killed 2 birds with1 stone by turning the stump into a mineral lick..

But if you need them gone NOW, then get some buddies, shovels, chainsaws, and axes/hatchets.. I would say beer is also required, but I think you have a few moreyears to go..

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