That is funny! Looks aside though, the B-Stinger does do one thing better than most/all of the stabilizers on the market, STABILIZE your bow. It seems as though many archers have forgotten what that threaded hole in the front of their riser is for. It isn't to stop noise or reduce vibration, those things should be stopped where they start. It is to attach an accessory that should help the person holding the bow hold more steady on the target that he/she is trying to hit. So far in my limited testing, the B-Stinger does that better than anything else I have tried, and believe me, I have owned my share of stabilizers.