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syc⋅o⋅phant   [sik-uh-fuhnt, -fant, sahy-kuh-] Show IPA
–noun
a self-seeking, servile flatterer; fawning parasite.
Origin:
1530–40; < L sȳcophanta < Gk sȳkophántÄ“s informer, equiv. to sÅ·ko(n) fig + phan- (s. of phaÃ*nein to show) + -tÄ“s agentive suffix
Related forms:
sycâ‹…oâ‹…phanâ‹…tic, sycâ‹…oâ‹…phanâ‹…tiâ‹…cal, sycâ‹…oâ‹…phantâ‹…ish, adjective
sycâ‹…oâ‹…phanâ‹…tiâ‹…calâ‹…ly, sycâ‹…oâ‹…phantâ‹…ishâ‹…ly, adverb
sycâ‹…oâ‹…phantâ‹…ism, noun
Synonyms:
toady, yes man, flunky, fawner, flatterer.
Mike