haha those are great. Well the funniest has to be the coon...
I was watching over this corn field and the fence row where the deer always crossed to get to the field. I wasnt really seeing anything and it was almost exactly 11:45 almost noon. Well i never even thought about den trees. I was in this monsterous sycomore with a few dead limbs and some holes about half way up it. Well there was one big limb to my right side with a hole at the end. Well i was sitting there about to pack up and i heard a noise that sounded like someone was rattling a 5 gallon bucket beside me. Well i kept hearing it and hearing it and after about 15 or 20 minutes of it...out of the end of that limb popped out this BIG BIG BIG boar coon. He lokked aroung kinda looked at me and didnt think nothin of it...and just kinda stretched and stretched. And i was sitting as still as possible at this point. Well finally i think it was the glare off my bow caught his eye and he raised up trying to smell me out and caught wind of me and buffed up and opened his mouth but didnt make any noise. He jsut took one little step at a time moving back towards his hole. I think it prolly took him...o id say 5 -10 minutes to go about 20 feet back through the hole. I nevered laughed so hard in my life after that. And about as soon as i made that first crack of laughter...6 deer and a pretty good 6 came bustin under my stand. lol But i got em about to days later he scored 143 1/4. But it was a hunting storie that ill never forget.