My brother was Squirrel hunting not far from me once when he decided to do the #2 up against a stump. I could see him squatting thru the woods. I had turned my back and next thing I know "Boom!!". I thought for sure his gun which was propped against the stump had fallen and gone off. I turned and hurried over to find him half dressed holding his shotgun on a Ground Rattler that was blown to smithereens right at the base of the stump. I laughed so hard I almost peed my own pants. That was not the funniest part though. In the process of having the "crap scared out of him", he had accidentally pooped in part of his underwear. Out comes the Old Timer, and off come the Fruit of the Looms. Lol, still funny to this day.

LT