Haha, thats pretty good.

Umm, lets see
I had a squirrel climb my tree one morning. Got right beside me, I turned to look at it. It screeeched right into my ear, and fell to the ground. I guess it went unconscience after that because it just layed there. Then it got right back up and looked for an acorn, like it never happened.

That was the first time I ever laughed on the stand. So funny.