I'll start.
We were chatting with another hunter one evening at our camp. He professed to be an all day hunter. He went on and on about sitting all day. He went on to tell us his dad taught him to hunt all day by taking him out in the dark then returning after dark to get him. I jokingly told him that the reason dad did that was so he could go home and have fun with mom. Then I asked him when his youngest brother was born. Guess what? He was born 9 months after rifle season!
We all had a good laugh