One time I shot a nice buck with my shotgun then dragged it back to my truck and took it to go register as a bowkill. Those idiots at the registration station didn't know their *** from a hole in the ground cusone guy asked me, wow you must have a pretty powerful bow huh, I've never seen an arrow wound like this before.

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