Okay this is 100% true! Everyone gets a kick outta this one.

Okay so I was probably about 2 or 3 at the time and my nan brought my to a petting zoo with my brother and sister (which are 9 and 7 years older then me) and they told me to stand infront of the monkey cage to get a picture.... this is where the story takes it turn. Now I'm standing there as a happy and joyful little girl then BAM a monkey reaches out and grabs my hair and starts pulling my head into the cage so my head is slaming off the cage about 15 times. Now my family instead of helping just laughed until the monkey ripped out my hair. So I had a chunk of hair missing.
Just when i recovered from the monkey then my nan thought that that those little handheld vaccums didn't have a fan into that could rip out a childs hair. so she put in to my head (where the monkey had already removed a nice piece of my hair) then I had a bald spot for about a year year and a half.


Hope you laughed.