It sounds like you have a trojan. Not the condom. It won't come up on regular scans. You need to download various free anti-spyware along with an updated antivirus program. PC Doctor is a really good one. Then you need to open up your computer in safe mode or administrator mode and run the scan. It will then detect the virus and only then can you delete it. Its a tedious process but worth it. Then you restart your computer into regular run mode and there you go, you should see a world of difference.

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