lol yea i dont care anywyas, ill just tell the clean version. i was 16 and my parents and my little sister went up to camp for a week and left me home alone w/ $ for groceries and whatever else so i decided to have my brother get two kegs and we threw a party but no one ever left. like 40 ppl stayed at my parents house for three days. growing up in the loggin business i thought ide be 'okay' to do a littel loggin around the house for bon fire wood (mind you i had a few in me) and i dropped a big bull pine in the pool [:'(]then my buddy Fon passed out and i think it was his brother put a fire extinguisher "someplace" in his body and touched it off and he had to go to the hospital cuz he got Co2 burns on his grundle. i shot at a woodchuck out in the back yard and shot through the bathroom window......while it was closed (that was dumb i admit)there was a constant array of smoke shows in the road in front of the house. so much infact that the fire dept. was called by our neighbors who though the house was on fire (probably due to the 30 flames from the bon fire. soooooooooooo we cleaned up every thing the best we could, i got the tree out of the pool w/ the excavator but that ruined the grass out back. i threw a baseball threw the bathroom window and told them thats how that broke. a couple days after they go back my mom started finding "prophylactic wrappers" all over the house
hahaa it took them a long long time to let me have their house to myselffor any amount of time after that. oh yea, that was the week i met my current g/f too lol needless to say she has calmed me down quit a bit. maybe tamed is a better word i dunno lol