ORIGINAL: davidmil

Well heck, if she just wants to see some deer, put the thing in the back corner of your yard.Feed 'em right and she can be calling them by name in a few months. Won't have to leave the A/C, can sit in the old hot tub and watch Bambi grow all year round. The plus here is you get to do the hot tub in the off season and when you're saying deer deer ohhhhhhhh deer... she'll be thinking you're saying DEAR DEAR...OH MY GOD DEAR.