ORIGINAL: Washington Hunter

I had a guy come into Sportsman's the other day and had someone call his cell phone while we were talking. I'm assuming, and I say assuming because I honestly couldn't tell if this is what it was, that it was supposed to be an elk bugling. It sounded horrible, but he was pretty damn proud of it. He let me listen to various others, all of which sounded pretty crappy to me. Turkeys gobbling and what I think was a goose call.

In all honesty, aside from it sounding kind of bad, it was pretty tacky. All he needed was a Dale Jr. racing hat and a Coors Light t-shirt on and he would have been your picture redneck. [&:]