I once killed a deer with a four-way tire iron. (it's not a very handy weapon, just so you know)

I was going to work when I spotted a messed up doe lying in the ditch. She couldn't even get up, but boy was she bawling.A car must have hit her in the head because her eye was backwards in the socket. The tire iron was all I had. (picture me in my dress, pummeling this poor critter) I got blood spatter all over my nylons. [:@]

I don't feel the least bit bad for it. (but I do carry better bludgeoning devices)