ORIGINAL: GMMAT
I know how important the woman in my life is
to me.
She don't ask for much......but when she does I'm there.....and that's gospel.
(and yes.....I'm missing the third week of my turkey season to be with her in Mexico......and I'll love every minute of it)
Amen, Jeff!
ORIGINAL: MOTOWNHONKEY
I'll tell you what to do. Go to your future father in law, pop him in the teeth and in the same motion grab him by the throat.If you do this correctly and without hesitation you will have his complete attention. Torque his neck to about fifty foot pounds. Look him in the eye and tell him if he ever schedules a family vacation in Oct. again he will be taking a three legged walk to the local emergency room and you will be hopping right behind him. Reach up and pinch his cheek like his grandma used to do and walk away.
That is absolutely hilarious!!!!!
