Ive hunted for thirty years, two seasons ago I had my gun go off, while walking in the woods to Turkey hunt. Had checked the safety and then slung the gun over my back, I carry my gun barrel down and to the side. Crouch down to go through some thick stuff and boom!! Well I must have knocked the safety on the gun when I through it over shoulder, and a stick must have set the trigger off. Very glad I made sure the muzzle was in a safe direction or it could have been tragedy. Now I check my safety and discharge the shell when I get up and move.

Don't know why you think all your screw ups are funny.