I can't believe the advice you are being given by these guys. You should never mix camo designs or apparel manufacturers. I mean, what would a turkey think if you happened to be wearing mossyoak and realtree? Or what if a deer happened to notice that you were wearing white shoes after labor day? I mean, the results could be catastrophic. Forget about hunting and all that business with licences and tags. You must remember that the fashion police are out there in the woods, too.If they find out that youwear mix-matched camo, they will probably come checkand see if you removed the tags from your matresses and pillows.

I mean, really, have you ever noticed that the "real hunters" on tv always match? There's a reason for it. Somebody might get lucky and kill a deer or turkey everynow and then if they are wearing old worn out camo, but never if it doesn't match. I know it might be a little harder to make sure your camo matches, but after all that work to smell like dirt, scout the animal, practice shooting, and all the other preparation that goes into hunting, isn't it worth it? I PROMISE if your camo matches, you WILL be a more sucessful hunter.

However with that being said, I must admit that I have formulated a special spray that you can apply to your hunting clothes that will make it immune to the eyesight of fashion conscious game. You simply spray it on your clothing and let it dry. I will sell you a 12 oz bottle for $19.99 plus tax.

I also have a specially formulated spray for scentloc apparel. It sells for $39.99.

I will sell both bottles for $49.99 (that's a 9.99 savings.)