No, I'm a NURSE, but nearly every patient I've cared for in over 12 years has laughed at my silly jokes and often times "fun" way of helping them stay motivated to get better, and trust me, I have a TOUGH audience a lot of the time. Catch me with a few beers after a bad night's work, and I can be "entertaining" though. My dramatization of a fellow staff member gagging after a patient let his bowels loose on him has been asked to be repeated probably 100x over the past 5-6yrs. And if you ever really want to be funny, wait until someone riding in your vehicle falls asleep, and swerve over onto the "rumble strips" while nodding your head like you're sleeping, that gets some great results.

But, NO, I'm not a comedian!!!

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