Ahhh, we out here in the west have and use without fail a neat little tool that we don't leave home without, it's called a butt pad!
In this part of the country, you don't sit down, kneel down, or put your hand down on the ground with out at least doing a thorough search for cactus!! I've fallen down and I have put my hand down in it and it only takes once to learn!! Even I can learn that lesson very quickly!![8D]
#40fan, I'll get some points added for ya!! Did that one come to the call?