doesnt sound like a moose. moose can average from 600 lbs to 1500 lbs. i am pretty sure moose have bigger turds than anything.
chew on one. Try it and report back here as to whether your acually able to blow a bubble with it.
haha nub
looks like $h!t, Smell Like $H!T, Taste Like $h!t, Good think we didnt step in it then. haha