Animals are just like people!

I don't know about you guys, but if I had a friend that kept pooping on my dining room floor, peeing in the corners, humping my leg and licking his nuts in front of the whole family - he wouldn't be my friend for long.

That's the problem with animal rights activists.

They insist that animals arejust like little furrypeople - but something tells me that their human friends don't crap all over the floor and eat their own poo. They have this bizarro-world double-standard with animals: The dog pees all over the house, he gets a pass, because "he's just a dog." But if somebody wants to open dog season, they throw a huge temper tantrum because "dogs are just like people."

In a really weird way, these people amuse me. Especially the crazy cat ladies. It never ceases to amaze me how many mentally-challenged animal zealots make the evening news because they "saved"four dozendogs from the shelter, just to bring themback to their flea-infested trailerand let them starve halfway to death and live knee-deep intheir own feces.

Then, some poor schmuck from Animal Control has to go over there with a damn gasmaskand pepper sprayand wade through that disgusting mess to retrieve all48 animals and take them back to the shelter where they can be cleaned up and actually treated semi-humanely.