I'll be your boyfriend for almost nothing for Christmas. And you won't have to worry about me going hunting with an old crossbow all the time either. I'd be there with you holding you and worshiping the ground you walk on and saying sweet nothings to you.
Wait a minute! What am I saying. I got a wife. One that bought me a new crossbow for Christmas a very long time ago. WOW. And look what it got her! LOL
BBO