I put a shell in backwards once in my 7 mm remington magnum and had to drive home to get tools to get it back out.

While I was gone, someone shot a nice buck near my deer stand.

It's all a part of hunting.

Or I could tell you about the time when it was so cold that I couldn't get a fire going and tried to burn my hot seat. Left the area to get matches and a drink of water and when I came back - there was a gut pile where my hot seat was at.