Never bring up a "hot" topic with the old lady 2 hours before you are supposed to leave for a weekend hunt, I know....I know...I should know this one by now but sometimes my mouth is one tick faster than my brain. Lesson learned, from here on out it is please, thank you, take out the trash, empty the dishwasher, and pick my clothes up off the bathroom floor right before I leave.

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You know those squirrels you have been hearing all morning, well sometimes they do turn into deer...I don't know how...they just do (those little bastards, they are in cahoots with the deer I'm tellin' ya [:@]).